faced with unlimited papers to grade, matt does silly stuff
In imitation of some dude I saw on a YouTube of a SNL skit, I have decided to take the headlines from Google News and offer my own commentary.
San Francisco Shortens Torch Relay
Mr. San Francisco just doesn't get the Olympics. I mean, first shorten the torch relay, next do away with the human sacrifice. Where's a laurel wreath? Isn't this just a case of the monk wagging Zedong?
General challenged to justify Iraq deployment